Better stay away from him. He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim

To all of my dear friends whom I love and treasure.

If I don't answer my phone, the concept of appearing at my house ten minutes later, banging on the doors and windows and walking around yelling will quite likely produce either (1) no result at all, or (2) a result you didn't anticipate.  If, for instance, you awaken me from a sound sleep, I may assume that the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us and respond accordingly to your conversion into a zombie.

Just sayin'.

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